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Ignorant People

April 28, 2009

Obama impressed me on a few occasions, but it seems he is increasingly making mistakes. Or his staff is, but who cares, he chooses the people around him and therefore he is responsible. Someone in the White House sent the reserve Air Force One Boeing 747 for a photo shoot over Manhattan yesterday. The plane was circling the Financial District followed by a F-16 Fighter Jet. As much as I don’t like the New York Post and other boulevard papers, this video much describes what people in Manhattan were feeling yesterday afternoon.  This was a  PR-Gau for the White House. Most of Manhattan was scared and I understand it. I have been there on 9/11.  I’d have thought as well, that it will start all over again, even though its more than unlikely. The events of Sept 11th were unthinkable before and unlikely to happen as well. Though it happened and these pictures and feelings will forever be burned into my memory. I am slowly forgetting the details and its good, because I suffered for years from it.  I really don’t want to be reminded.

President Obama, whoever was involved in this, no matter if its the people who planned it or the ones who approved it, without being sensitive to the New Yorkers, should be sacked. Kick them all out. Airforce Generals, PR-Agencies, Photographers, Clerks in the Whitehouse. Yes, fire them all. Now! They are not suitable for their job and will just drag you down even more. I am sure you can find at least a handfull of smart brains in your fucked up country. People who are not ignorant, with brains and the heart at the right place. Why do I care? I have friends in New York, but more important, I have friends all over the world and you people still influence too much of what’s going on, on this planet. You promised change. Not only to your Americans. You want to be the president of the world, but that needs much more than words and empty promises.  You may not be able to move big things fast, but you can influence  these little things or at least make sure they won’t happen again. Its just three words: You ‘re fired! Small picture, bug picture? Finally get it right. I doubt you will.

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Climbing

April 20, 2009

I’ve been climbing since I am 6 years old. My uncle always gave me “adventure days” as birthday presents and let me tell you, these were the best presents ever. What better present can someone give than to spend time with you and teach you something special that stays with you all your life.

We went climbing on small local (natural) walls, but also into caves, which was especially scary for me (and still is). Imagine you are repelling into a 50m dark hole with a 1.50m diameter and you don’t even see the ground. All that is there, is a black hole you are sliding into.

I grew up near some little mountains with 500m height max. Later I moved back to the Alps. Spent 2 years in Rosenheim during my police times and have been part of a special mountain engineering unit. Boy that wasn’t much fun and I often asked mysefl what I got myself into. Sure, there were beautiful times as well and I climbed many Bavarian mountains during that time. One of them was Watzmann, where we had our mountain training center.

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My cousin Micha and I on our own adventure climbing days

After I left Germany the thing I missed most were the mountains. I still miss them. When people ask me, I am telling them I am more of a mountain than a sea person, although I love both, but I definitely feel at home in the mountains. Both can be dangerous, if you don’t respect them, the ocean as well as the mountain, but I know the mountain better and I can usually feel it.

Being in New York, I had no other chance than going for indoor climbing and we did that regularly, with my alpine friend Francois, who is from the Walis, Switzerland and also living in NYC (since 25 years).

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Living on Tenerife, I climbed El Teide, Spains highest mountain and vulcano, twice, but its rather a hike, than a climb, although exhausting since the vulcanic nature of the mountain. You do one step up and slide 2 down, due to the vulcanic gravel. Also the weather conditions can be fierce since this is a 3600m high peak in the middle of the Atlantic with nothing else around it. I always looked at Teide from the bottom and I found this peak impressive. Its steep, its an actve vulcano. Had nothing else to do on my 32nd birthday, so I decided to climb him (yes, for me its a him El Teide!). You have to sleep in a cabin half way up and stupid as I am I forgot to take a flash light with me for the next morning. The people in the cabin and other climbers didn’t want me to go alone, but I have been on a misson. It was my birthday and I wanted to make it alone. So I left and promptly got lost in some large lava field about 30 min later. I decided to sit on some rock and wait for some more light. About 10 minutes later a group of climbers passed not far from me, but I stayed quietly on my rock. I still wanted to do this on my own. At least I sort of knew where there route was and after they passed I made my way over there. With some luck I found it and from there on I used my cellphone to light out the way. Needless to say, that I got lost again and again, but always found back to the trail and  after  another half our dawn started and it was a bit better to see.

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That posed a problem, though. I wanted to be up on the peak for sunrise. From now on I had to run to be able to make it. The hike got steeper and steeper. It was cold with around 0C and a wind of about 100 Km/h. And besides the wind and slippery wet  rock, it started to get hard to breath, because the air is starting to get thin up there. You don’t get enough Oxygen, especially when you are running, instead of hiking slowly. Finally I made it to the summit. The other alpinists were wondering where I have been in the meantime and I admitted that I got lost. Shortly after I am sitting on a rock with Bibi (a doll I took with me), enjoying the sunrise and a hot cup of tea. The other climbers left me alone. They knew I wanted to be by myself. It was then, when my cellphone rang. My mom was on the other end and she wanted to congratulate me and check if I made it to the top alright. I described the wonderful sunset to her and how Teide throws a shadow on the Atlantic behind me. My fellow climbers were slightly annoyed by my call, but when I told them that it was my birthday and this was Mommy, it was alright.

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Arriving in Moscow I didn’t really look for a climbing hall, but it soon found me and ever since I go climbing irregularly. I wish I would have more time to go more often, but you know the city. Its fast and its hard to make time for leisure stuff, while you are trying to run a business. So today I am by no means an expert. I am still doing 5+ tours maximum and I just don’t feel the desire to do anything competitive. I am just happy for the workout, to be with my friends and I like the feeling of rock hard underarms at the end of each session ;-)

Yes, you can join us. We are going now and then, trying weekly if possible. We don’t have a fixed day, but we always aim for Wednesday.

Sorry, I’m not allowed to teach anyone, but if you are interested, I can get you in touch with Skala City, they have a group of very good trainers/teachers. You can come with us, but they’ll have to teach you the basics first, before you can join us. Its all about your and our safety!

Skala City
Kutusovskii prospekt. 36/3.
Metro station Kutuzovskaya, Park Pobedy (West of Moscow)
Tel. (495) 980-72-39
Website

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Chris, the spammer (Read!)

April 9, 2009

I use this blog also to give you some background info about Labelfucker Parties or to respond to comments and criticism. Man, I could write an article a day, but then I’d probably considered a blog spammer, ha ha. OK seriously though. I had dinner with 2 friends last night and they are LF members as well. One of them since the beginning, the penthouse times.

You are overdoing it it says Anne. Really?, I ask. What do you mean? I feel like I am getting an email a day from you. Its getting too much. Hm, I heard that one before and I am constantly trying to improve the communication channels to avoid this. I’m sending one mail per week, I reply. Unless there is a mistake or a change. The other friend (also Anne), says. I signed up for the house parties and I only want information for them. Are you getting a mail a week?, I ask back. Yes, she nods. Probably you are signed up for the news list then. You can just unsubscribe from that and you will still get the invitations to the house parties (every 3 months or so).

And what about the communities? You mean Facebook, I ask? Since a few weeks I am not sending invitations to my address book anymore. You have to be a member of the Labelfucker group to receive these event invitations. Just sign off from the group, there is nothing else going on, other than the event invitations anyway. I also rarely don’t send invitations to my address book at Small World anymore. Their event tool is fucked and I keep asking them for 4 weeks to repair it. It just doesn’t accept Moscow events and it doesn’t show them in the event calendar and city guide. Sometimes (like for the member meeting), I have to send it to my address book (even though there are a lot of people who are not from Moscow) to get the word out, but even there I post events with no address book invitations to avoid bothering you.

Well, you should do less parties!, Anne says. Really? I’d like too, actually. I am getting kind of tired hanging out at Wall Street Bar every Friday, I reply. The thing is, that I never wanted to do weekly parties and I actually didn’t think it would work. The WSB people talked me into trying it and it actually became a success. Wall Street Bar is pretty full with our people every Friday night and they are having a good time. There is even a core group of (LF) people, that comes every Friday! So what should I do now? Stop the running train? I thought it would not work, but it did. Now I have the feeling that a lot of people expect me to continue, although others get bothered by it and my mails. I guess that is why I made separate email lists. You just have to unsubscribe, if it bothers you, I tell Anne.

Hm, Labelfucker is not underground anymore, says the other Anne. It was never really underground, I reply. OK, we did a few parties in private locations, but we never had a creative or sub-culture crowd. From the beginning we had a 30 something “normal” crowd and that is what I wanted. You are complaining that I am not doing so many house parties anymore, but do you have an idea how much work that is? How much money and time we need to invest each time? Its also pretty risky. We invest up to 10 000 EUR into a party and what happens, if something goes wrong? I can’t do parties in Zak and Ja’baghs loft anymore, because the place is just too small. I need a certain infrastructure. A big enough entry, a coat check, safety exits (in case of a fire etc), enough toilets and so on. Its just easier for me to make parties in bars and clubs, because they have everything we need. Of course the drinks are more expensive there and its not that cool, but the core values are still there. Nice people and good music. Recently I also tried doing more parties in places which usually have face control and we are going around that with our password. I had offers of clubs (eg Most) to do parties there and at the end it didn’t work out, because they wanted to face control our crowd and I said, if its Labelfuckers and they have the password, they get in. Unless they are shitfaced or totally off.

I am open for discussion. Let me know what you think. We can stop all bar and club gigs and only do a house party every 3 to 6 months. Fine with me. I really enjoy doing Labelfucker and organizing this. My main motivation is that I am meeting so many (nice) people. Of course (its no secret), I make a bit f money with it as well, but $300 per evening is not much, considering the time I put into it, right? This is not a cash cow business and unless I make it really commercial it will never be.

So if I understand right, Labelfucker got too successful and there are too many people now?, Anne asks. In a way yes. Even if I will only send out 150 invitations the word will go around and I will still get 400 party guests. So why don’t you start a new party with less people? The core crowd. Well, how would I choose them? Based on what? I know and like most of the people on this list. I am friends with a lot of them. Choose based on what kind of music people like. Or how cool they are, she says. Ah, so how would you feel, if you get to know about a party of mine. I invited only people I consider “cool”, but you are not on it (for whatever reason). Its sort of a face control, isn’t it? That is exactly the opposite of what Labelfucker is about. I am trying to offer an alternative to Moscow’s usual nightlife for people like you and me. Of course I have to be selective. I can’t have some hooligans from the suburbs on my parties. I don’t want whores neither, but this email list thing works pretty well so far.

As of today, I have a few items in my idea book. One is a “take over party”, where we’ll make a deal (and the crisis supports that idea) with one of the posh clubs and we’ll take it over in a flash mob manner one night. We’ll replace their DJ with ours and have fun. Hopefully the regular guests catch the virus and will have fun as well. I wanted to do that with Most, but they were not courageous enough. Its a risk for them. Their regulars book tables for a lot of money and they expect a certain kind of music and party. Its what they know and what they want. I can understand the clubs, which don’t want to take a risk. So I put the idea back in my idea book, waiting for the right opportunity to come. Another thing I want to do, is taking a small bar once a month and playing new music. The music I actually like. Don’t get me wrong. I stand 100% behind the music our DJs play and I am standing behind them, but personally my range goes further. I come out of hip hop, switched to punk rock later on and today I really like the new blog house style. I am actually thinking about DJing myself again. Just waiting for the right place and time. I’d call it LAB and I’d tell people to come and check it out, but fuck off, if they don’t like it. Its going to be something I like. No matter how many people are coming, what time they are leaving, if they make enough revenue for the bar or the bar owner likes the people or the music. I am never free, there is always some restrictions and a compromise. There are always problems with these bars and clubs, even if it would be possible to make it much easier for everybody involved. As a guest you don’t see that kind of stuff. I just want you to have a good time, while I am dealing with it in the background.

So where do we go from here? I don’t know. I am trying to evolve Vibes. Its starting to bore me, so it needs some change, but the owner of WSB directs it into the wrong direction. I will definitely not do anything that I personally don’t like. I am always up for a compromise, but I don’t want to end up like anybody else (e.g. playing commercial deep house music). I will also try different new formats, if I get an opportunity. We’ll revive old formats like YUM YUM, which we will do at Club Cult once a month from May on. I am happy its happening in a location with such a long history. We are also planning a new Organique Grooves session (also once a month starting at the end of April. I also want to do a Labelnight once in a while, but its the most expensive format we run and we just can’t afford it right now, without any sponsors.

Sounds like a lot of emails coming your way, so make sure you are signed up to the right lists. I said it before, but these are the lists and how often you’ll get messages:

News & Partners - Part of our weekly newsletter with all of our events and our friends parties. We are actually working out a deal with Le Cool to get you even more interesting hand picked good events.

Weekly Invitations & LFP - This is the open list we offer on our website and its part of the weekly newsletter.

Labelfucker - This is the secret list. The signup form looks the same, but the open forms are missing this LABELFUCKER list. If you are on this list, you can get ONLY invitations to our house parties. No other communication.

Organique Grooves - I see that a lot of you are members of this list as well. We’ll only send an email to you a week before the OG party and it usually comes with the weekly newsletter. You can sign off from the weekly and still get the OG invitations, if you like.

YUM YUM - Same as for above

Labelnights - This project is on hold, until we find a sponsor or the times get better. As for invitations, its the same as for YUM YUM and OG above.

Long story short. You can unsubscribe from the weekly invitations, using the link at the bottom of the email. You will still get invitations to the other parties, and you can unsubscribe from them as well. I promise I will not send any more invitations to my address books in Facebook and ASW. You’ll have to unsubscribe from the Labelfucker group in facebook, if you don’t want to get a message from each event we create there. Sorry, we cannot select within this group. Its all or nothing.

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Thru You

March 8, 2009

I like reading novels of William Gibson. He influenced me a lot for the past 15 years. One of his last books was “Pattern Recognition”. It ends up playing in Russia for a large part and he describes Moscow so well. In Pattern Recognition Gibson shows a phenomenon, which is similar to Youtube. Funny that You Tube didn’t exist when Gibson wrote the book, but it was there already when he published it. It shows you, how fast our time is moving and it proofs the theory of a another futurist I like very much, Ray Kurzweil, who says that the development cycles are getting shorter and shorter.

Back to Gibson, he talks about a phenomenon called Footage Heads, which are people who are surfing the Internet daily to find new video footage and to discuss it in forums. Gibsons main character finds some special footage, which is amazing everyone and its put together from pieces of other existing materials. Someone, some sort of VJ, is mashing it up and presenting it regularly to the public, which is impressed. While this footage seems to come from somewhere in Russia, our real life hero Kutiman puts it together in Israel, but he is as close as it gets to Gibsons Mashup artist, so far.

And this is him

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Thanks to Nikl for sending this to me

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Should I add Jesus to my FB friends?

February 26, 2009

Just imagine. You are coming home from work and you check your emails. To my surprise, there is an invite of … Jesus! in my mailbox. Yes right, Jesus became a member of Facebook and he wants me to be his friend. What an overwhelming request. Jesus wants me to be his friend (again). We kinda lost each other when I was 14 or so. But hey, that is what Facebook is good for, right? I found so many old friends on this platform and daily I am finding more. Actually, they find me.

Today it was Jesus. I think he is not a member of FB for a long time, because he has only 6 friends or so, but one of them is a guy I know from our parties. Hm, is it really Jesus? Maybe its some hoax? Some fanatic religious? Or even one of these Facebook viruses. At least the birthday seems right. Damn. Should I poke him?

If I decline his friendship I may end up burning in hell for eternity. If I accept it, I may run into secular troubles as well. Besides, how does it look, if I have Jesus among my friends on Facebook? Guess its not that cool anymore, is it? Why can’t I just sign up for a fan page of Jesus? Why does he want me to be his friend. Is he trying to save my lost soul? Man, yesterday some motocrossing-x game champion-Dr. from Microsoft and today Jesus. The net is full of surprises.

So what do I do now? Should I add Jesus? I mean I like him. Always did. We never had any problems. He is a bit old fashioned, but thats OK with me. Have a look at his profile: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1466077859 Your advice is much appreciated. Guess I am lost. Help me save my soul.

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Home sweet home. A day in the mountains.

February 24, 2009

I just came back from Germany a week ago. What was planned as a quick trip to renew my visa started to become painful, because someone fucked up the dates of my visa along the way. I ended up staying longer and even though I tried hard and paid extra money, I couldn’t make it back for our RED party. Here is what I did in the on Feb 14th. I had to make the best out of it, so my brother in law Paul, my nephew Leon and I went out into the mountains to hike up and later sled back down. I would have wanted to go snowboarding, but all my gear is in Switzerland right now. Anyway, we had a good time, as you can see on the video.

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A Party Organizers Problems

February 15, 2009

I could go back in time many years and tell you about my first organized parties, but I’ll save you the history. Most of you also know how I started Labelfucker and how LF developed over time. Many friends participated. Some stayed, some moved on. Today its Margarita, (you see her at the door) and Egor, who are organizing most of the parties with me, but there are also other people, who are involved. Apart of our great resident DJs: Pasha Fookin, Gun, Gatek and Old Dog of Epik Sounds and our international partners and friends like the German YUM YUM crew, NYCs The Rub, Schowi and Ben Mono from Berlin, Tand Williams and many more.

Typically a party starts with an idea. Sometimes its one of us who comes up with it, Sometimes friends bring us one. Then its all about the concept and the location. Organizing these parties is a great deal of work and there are many things happening behind the scenes, which you don’t see. Typically we deal with a lot of troubles and problems, before and during the parties. It can be anything from security issues, a broken sound system or that a DJs records were lost during the transfer from London to Amsterdam to Moscow.

Most uncertain is always the location for us and typically we have problems to control it. Some of you may have wondered why we don’t do parties in cool underground locations anymore. Well, using cafes and commercial space gives us at least some stability, which is important, if you are dealing with 350 to 500 people per party. One big problem is always that the managers and owners of locations have different expectations about what is going to happen and they just don’t listen to us. We are sitting with them in many meetings, weeks before the party and usually we meet them a few days before to assure all of our agreements are understood and they are prepared. Unfortunately they are often not prepared and that causes us a headache and makes it unpleasant for you and us.

The most frustrating thing for me is that we are meeting them and talking to them again and again. We warn them about the amount of people who are coming. We point out potential problems with the bars, coat checks and toilets. We even tell them what kind of drinks you may like, so they can stock up on booze. Unfortunately they don’t listen. There are always problems at the bar. Never enough people hired and placed there. Sometimes even simple things like change are missing. I remember a meeting prior to an event a few weeks ago. I went to the lounge a night before to reassure the manager and prepare them. So, how many people do you expect, the manager asks? 200 - 250. Really? Yes, probably even more. Then we talk about food and drinks and other stuff. At the end she asks me: So, how many people do you really expect to come? 200-250! No, really, she replies! Yes, 200-250. How many minimum, she still asks? Well, 200. OK minimum 150, but expect 200-250. Next day, the lounge was totally not prepared. At the debrief after our session I talked with one of the owners and the manager again. We were not prepared, the admit. We expected 50 people maximum. At least they admitted their mistake, which is rare. It didn’t help much, tough. Usually you have one shot and if you fuck it up, its gone.

Besides we have to deal with other issues. The owner of the place agrees to keep it open until 6 AM, but wants to end the party at 3 AM, which happened last night. At other times the cops raided the party and we ended up negotiating 2 hours with them. The party was over of course. Or the exploding mixer at Justo, where the technician didn’t isolate 2 cables and we had a circuit which cut our music off for about 30 min on our first weekly party there. As I said, you get one shot and it should be done right. Some of you may remember the blackout at TeatrB, where we never saw the light again.

We are not perfect either and we do mistakes. I can just say that we always give our best and we even try to think for our partners (locations) and help them. We tell them about what is going to happen and we warn them, so they can get prepared. Unfortunately, its not always well received. As an alternative we could use big clubs like Most, where I had an offer. But we feel like staying underground. So we may move on from location to location. Please be patient and sorry, if its not perfect. Its not as easy as it seems to organize a good party. Especially in Moscow.

Enjoy!

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Gummy Bear Art

February 14, 2009

YaYa Chou makes art out of Gummy Bears. Great!

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Achmed the dead terrorist

February 13, 2009

Got that one from my friend Flo Hagena last night. Love it! Is there more out there somewhere?

Silence! I kill you!

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Waltz with Bashir

February 8, 2009

The Israeli filmmaker Ari Folman is trying to deal with his past as an IDF soldier during the 1982 to 1985 Libanon war with this documentary, which is made as an animation. He was stationed in Beirut as part of the IDF, while Phalangist militias did the Sabra and Shatila massacre (in 1982), murdering mainly civilians in the Palestinian refugee camps, among the victims were women and children.

During the massacre the IDF was watching, apparently even supporting, the Christian Phalangists. Later the UN declared it genocide. Ari Folman compares it with the killing of Jews in the Warsaw ghetto, during the Nazi times and I am sure he received a lot of criticism from within the Jewish community for bringing this subject back to life and linking it to the Nazi crimes. I was 11 years old, when this happened and even though I noticed a war in Lebanon, I have never heard about the massacre until I saw this film. Its somewhat hard to understand that exactly the Israelis, who’s people suffered so much from the Nazi terror during WW2, let this happen. I can only think that the chain of command must have not worked during these early days of war, but then again Folman is interviewing an officer, who actually phoned Ariel Sharon, the former defense minister, who simply ignored it.

I have been crying like a dog at the end of this movie and that not because I feel pity for the Palestinians or some particular character from the movie, but because I feel deeply sorry for mankind. I am always surprised (maybe that’s not the right word?) what humans can do to each other. Especially, the result of group dynamics, when a group of people starts with moderate aggression and the individuals lose themselves in the group and become part of a bloodthirsty killing pack of wolves. It happened again and again. Not only in the history of mankind, but also in the recent past.

This is an excellent movie. As a documentary it may fail at times, because it is to personal and not precise enough. Obviously the filmmaker is trying to deal with his own past and (passive) participation in the massacre. He seems to drift away from the subject at times, but then again it benefits to shed some light on the overall situation. The choice of animation allows him to make this film more interesting for a younger generation of people, who would probably be bored and disturbed with footage of archived films and interviews. Then again he brings out a piece of real footage at the end of the film, to show that Vals Im Bashir is not fiction. Its not a comic or animation, but a serious documentary dealing with history. I guess its this animation packaging, the colorful and very well done animation drawings, which keeps this film interesting and keeps people watching it for 1 hour and a half. The media “animation” helps delivering an uncomfortable and totally unsexy - uncool message to an MTV audience with a very short attention span.

Well, enough said. Watch it yourself! Waltz with Bashir earned a Golden Globe already and I hope it will get more awards and recognition. Ari Folman deserves it. Not only for his different approach, but also for the courage to bring this subject back to the surface. At a time, where most Israelis, would probably prefer to forget about it. A time, where the IDF was bombing Beirut and South Lebanon again and where Israel is currently invading the Gaza strip and faceing lots of criticism from the international community.

Interview with Ari Folman

Links:
Movie Website
Sabra and Shatila Massacre on Wikipedia

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